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Pages: 1 Posted:  04 Nov 2008 20:44 Administrator Currently Offline Posts:  4132 Join Date: Jul 2007 JOke circulating around. The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local  coffee shop for a snack.                                                                                                                                I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this  cop writing out a parking ticket.                                                                                                                      I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?                                                                              He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed  me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'                                                                      He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.                                                                                So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut-eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.                                                                                              Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.                                                                                        This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more  tickets he wrote.                                                                                                                                      Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the      persons car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper   stickers that said, Obama '08. __________________ Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either. Posted:  04 Nov 2008 21:56 Registered User Posts:  3771 Join Date: Aug 2007 Where's the joke? __________________ But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles Posted:  05 Nov 2008 03:58 Registered User Currently Offline Posts:  474 Join Date: Aug 2008 At the bottom, Pak. Real funny joke, Tim. I woulda done the same thing. __________________ "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan Posted:  05 Nov 2008 04:24 Registered User Posts:  3771 Join Date: Aug 2007 No really, where's the joke? __________________ But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles Posted:  05 Nov 2008 04:35 Registered User Currently Offline Posts:  474 Join Date: Aug 2008 That really wasn't his car. It belonged to an Obama supporter, and he insulted the cop so that he would give the Obama supporter extra tickets. That was the joke. __________________ "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan Posted:  05 Nov 2008 05:39 Registered User Posts:  3771 Join Date: Aug 2007 Oh. Ok. Thanks for pointing that out. __________________ But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles Posted:  05 Nov 2008 05:40 Registered User Currently Offline Posts:  474 Join Date: Aug 2008 Sure. __________________ "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan Posted:  06 Nov 2008 09:02 Registered User Currently Offline Posts:  257 Join Date: Mar 2008 LOL Pages: 1

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