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Posted:  31 Aug 2007 04:57
Ok this court room drama reminds me of how courtroom technicalities can be used so efficiently by the ACLU. In fact I would say this a good example of how the ACLU puts one over on judges in cases involving  evolution. They got their act from SGT Bilko. What a master of twisting words and circumstances to his benefit.


How dare they try and put a monkey in the army.
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Posted:  01 Sep 2007 01:16
A monkey in the army isn't half as bad as one in the oval office.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles

And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted:  01 Sep 2007 04:06
funny funny stuff, ahhh the good old days eh. as far as the show goes anyway....
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Posted:  01 Sep 2007 15:45
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A monkey in the army isn't half as bad as one in the oval office
What are you talking about Pak, coming from you that's a compliment isn't it? I thought we were all monkeys, right?
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Posted:  01 Sep 2007 16:12
Bush ain't nearly as evolved as a monkey, silly man.
Posted:  01 Sep 2007 20:41   Last Edited By: Tim
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funny funny stuff, ahhh the good old days eh
Sgt. Bilko was so good he could con a eskimo into buying a air conditioner in the middle of an Alaskan winter.

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Bush ain't nearly as evolved as a monkey, silly man.
I thought people didn't evolve. They were born that way. You change the rules all the time. Make up my mind for me already.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  02 Sep 2007 02:08
I said evolution happened. I never called people monkeys or animals of any sort.

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I thought people didn't evolve. They were born that way. You change the rules all the time. Make up my mind for me already.


People not evolving is your rule. Make up your own mind already.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles

And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted:  03 Sep 2007 18:51
So you don't believe we evolved from monkeys? Good I'm starting to get somewhere.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.