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Posted:  27 Aug 2007 23:55
Ok which one of you liberals hired the killer bees. I was outside chopping trees down when I hit a bees nest. Ow. That's what I get for hurting the environment I guess.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  28 Aug 2007 00:06
Not me this time. Sorry, mate!
Posted:  28 Aug 2007 00:20
I left my magic powers in my other pants. Sorry Tim. Hope you weren't badly hurt.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles

And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted:  28 Aug 2007 00:31
No, but I got a ice pack on my throat. Stupid little varmints got me good. Good thing I run fast. I knew exercise would come in handy. They only got me 3 times before I got in the house.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  28 Aug 2007 00:43
Back in the old days when i smoked rub cigarette tobacco in the wounds it will draw out the sting... but i'm pretty sure you don't have any ciggies around Tim...
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Posted:  28 Aug 2007 01:13
No, I quit a few years back.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  28 Aug 2007 01:24
I figured as much, just an old remedy
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i'm telling you the MOAB will solve all our problems