Posted: 23 Aug 2007 14:42 Last Edited By: pakratmak
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Thought maybe we should have a little better understanding of what science is talking about.
While this is not going to satisfy 'where it came from' it will show the basic theory of what had happened.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 14:45
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Now something from the lighter side.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 14:57
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For the first video. That reminded me of something that happened to me as a child. I went to my room and in the coldness of interstellar air conditioning I saw a small atom that exploded into a million pieces with gases and dust that began to form into... into... my comic book collection. Yes forming from ooze and slime copies of Action Comics, Superman, and the Incredible Hulk were formed with all the art, dialogue, and even hostess twinkies ads. How could this have happened? I guess we could just have to call it evolution starting from a small bang.
Seriously I like how they always start out with a bang, and never explain where the material or gases came to create the bang. You'd think occassionally somebody somewhere would admit they don't know just for the sake of science and honesty.
Second one. My opinion is it's blasphemy, but that's just me. I also don't think it makes much sense, but then I'm not into fart jokes that much either. __________________
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Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:54
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Ok, maybe this is a little funnier.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 16:14
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Serously this guy cusses too much. People that act like idiots like this guy aren't really very convincing to me. Carlin was bad enough with the swearing. Like you do know Carlin had probably fried his brain with acid and pot, and this guy looks like he may have had a little too much to drink. In fact I think he's drunk in the clip.
I'm more into clean comedy. A few curse words here and there when you least expect it, but when you know it's coming it get's old real quick. __________________
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Posted: 23 Aug 2007 16:17
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So, no argument against what he's saying, just against the language. Good thing we have freedom of speech right? __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 16:18
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Dude this is comedy.
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Oh I have lots of arguments against what that guy is saying, but arguing with a guy that's probably drunk doesn't make much sense. __________________
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Posted: 23 Aug 2007 16:21
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more real comedy
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I just don't think stand up comedians should stand alone on stage without someone around to slap them. Slapstick is the only way to laugh. __________________
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Posted: 23 Aug 2007 16:40
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You know the 3 Stooges actually had a lot of social commentary. They often pointed to the stiffness of the upper class while making fun of them with pies of course. Man, what I wouldn't give to see a pie thrown at stiffs like Ted Kennedy or Al Gore. __________________
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Quote: I just don't think stand up comedians should stand alone on stage without someone around to slap them
I almost feel the same about pepole standing alone at a pulpit.
Quote: You know the 3 Stooges actually had a lot of social commentary
Yes, they did. Did you know that people still do comedy and make new social commentary? It seems to me like you a little behind the times Tim. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
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Quote: Did you know that people still do comedy and make new social commentary?
What you call comedy I call a poor attempt at a previously drugged out mind trying to cope with reality in a verbal manner in hopes of generating laughs from people who are programmed to automatically laugh at the sound of profanity. Comedy has to be funny. That's the number one rule, and there is nothing funnier than a good bash on the noggin, and if you say different turn in your man card immediately.
Quote: I almost feel the same about pepole standing alone at a pulpit.
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Frankly I do belive in a Big Bang Theory:
God said it, and BANG! It happened.
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i'm telling you the MOAB will solve all our problems
Posted: 27 Aug 2007 23:20
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God created the big bang? Why didn't I think of that?
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
i'm telling you the MOAB will solve all our problems
