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Posted:  15 Oct 2007 20:19   Last Edited By: Tim
I like this one the best.

Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.

For the rest of how tough is Jack Bauer statements.
http://superherouniverse.com/messageboard/article1081.htm
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 06:33
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jack bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess
how? by running as down in his car while he's drunk?
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 17:14
It's a joke zod, get with the program. Why don't you share some of the tough things you've done. I'm all ears.
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Posted:  18 Oct 2007 17:30
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Why don't you share some of the tough things you've done.


Why don't you? You're all about war, war, war without provocation who hasn't done shit to actually support it. Talk tough, as long as someone else is doing the fighting.
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 20:13
geez tim, are you friends with jack bauer? you stick up for him as if he was a real person. it's just a TV show buddy. he's not real. just like god. do you take EVERYTHING so literally? yet another example of americans taking their TV and movies too seriously. you're like a little kid whose idol i just insulted.
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 20:32
golly zod, I was just like telling you to lighten up dude.

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Why don't you? You're all about war, war, war without provocation who hasn't done shit to actually support it. Talk tough, as long as someone else is doing the fighting.


Well let's see I can run 7 miles on a treadmill, play basketball for 3 hours straight running 90 percent of the time. I can bench 275. Well not superhero heroic stuff I'll bet I'm in better shape than most guys in their mid-30's. That's got to count for something I suppose. Now your turn how do you stack up in the tough guy department? Do I need to keep working to catch up or have I passed you yet?

Do chew nails and spit them out, what? Come on enquring minds want to know. Don't want to know what you did 20 years ago either. What can you do now.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 20:53
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ell let's see I can run 7 miles on a treadmill, play basketball for 3 hours straight running 90 percent of the time. I can bench 275. Well not superhero heroic stuff I'll bet I'm in better shape than most guys in their mid-30's. That's got to count for something I suppose.


Then take it to Iraq. If that's the necessary war to protect America, we need "tough" guys like you.

I don't sit at my computer, masturbating over actors, and TV and movie characters, and holding them up as viable sources in political debates. What a joke.
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 20:59
Dude, first of all let's make one thing very clear. This isn't the vietnam war. Nobody is being forced to go to war. It's a volunteer army. Man, can't you guys get the date right. It isn't 1971, it's 2007 alright. Put the love beads up for a little bit ok.

So don't attack me for seeing a need for being in Iraq unless you want to attack our troops there too because guess what. By now everyone over there probably joined while the Iraq war was going on.

Stop being such a hippy.

So you are out of shape huh? No need to be down on yourself pal, just get out there and exercise. You can do it.

If you don't like that then stop with the personal sounding attacks and I'll stop attacking your lazy no good non exercising butt.

War of words gets us no where anyway.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  18 Oct 2007 21:35
OK, cunt, my point is that if you are such an advocate for the war, you should put your money where your cunt-lipped mouth is and serve. You like to talk about how badass you are. Go put it toward something you deem useful. Until then, you are a classic pussy. Talking tough and doing nothing.
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By now everyone over there probably joined while the Iraq war was going on.

Thanks, Rush. But that's inaccurate.

Two can play that 8-year-old's game, chickenhawk. And you don't want to get into an insult-slinging war with me. Really, it's a pointless exercise that you'll end up on the short end of, so cut it.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:24
Dude you're a idiot. If I could meet your lazy ass on a b ball court I'd run rings around your fat ass. I'd much rather let my actions do my talking for me, believe me. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to happen. You name the sport, and I bet I'd whoop you. Any sport. I know your fat because you get so sensitive any time exercise is mentioned. Now if you have some kind of medical problem I apologize in advance.

As far as insults, calling you a hippie is me having fun. Heck I've been called hippie more times than I count and as conservative as I am I just took it with a smile. Either you need a sense of humor, or I'm totally misreading your comments.

I've never really said I was a bad ass. I'm just hard working. If I can't win now, I'll keep trying until I can. Never give up!
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:28
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Dude you're a idiot. If I could meet your lazy ass on a b ball court I'd run rings around your fat ass. I'd much rather let my actions do my talking for me, believe me. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to happen. You name the sport, and I bet I'd whoop you. Any sport. I know your fat because you get so sensitive any time exercise is mentioned. Now if you have some kind of medical problem I apologize in advance.


Sure, you're a shrink now … and a chickenhawk … What a joke …
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:32
I see you don't deny being fat. That's ok, but I really think you should consider exercising regularly. It helps relieve tension, and might give you a good sense of humor.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:34
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I see you don't deny being fat.

Um, I'm not. OK, chickenhawk?

And I recommend reading some non-fiction. It might actually force that decaying hole where your brain should be to fill with something useful.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:41   Last Edited By: Tim
Not, by whose standards? It's easy to sound tough online ain't it? Say hello to mom for me. We all know you live with her.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:46   Last Edited By: Captain America
Edited by Tim, not by me. I stand by what I say (even if it's a joke), unlike Tim, who edits his own posts to change the context after it produces a response that offends his delicate sensibilities. Then edits the aforementioned response.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 19:50
I don't find that kind of humor funny. This back and forth is pointless. It's a test in futility. Like I said I much rather let my actions do my talking for me than this. The point of message boards is to discuss things not see how low we can sink to.

I'll ask you to not sink to that kind of perverted humor again.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:00
Oh, who's sensitive now? I guess, by your logic above, that your wife's a hooker, Tim.

Hmmm …

You didn't say shit when booger was dealing in that kind of talk or threatening people. But it's directed you, so it's bad. Typical, though, how if someone is on "your" side, they can do whatever. Anyone opposed is held to a different standard. What a cunt.

The point is to discuss, and we do. However, you just don't seem to want to argue actual issues – just make general statements with no or very little basis in facts.

Anyway, back to the show …
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:02
I would love to argue issues. I'm tired of this your idiot no your and idiot back and forth.

I'm old fashioned I suppose I don't give a god dam what you or anybody else says about me but don't mention my wife. That crosses the line.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:10
Hold your side (on the site and in the real world) to the same standards you hold mine.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:18
That's the rule dude, nobody talks about my family. I haven't attacked your family in any way, have I? If I'm going to argue, then it stays between me and you.

But I would seriously love it if you would stick to questioning my comments and lay off the personal comments especially given the fact you like to take it way too far. We both know it's too easy to change a conversation to it's lowest common denominator than to stick with addressing the issues.

You don't agree with me fine, but don't turn it into a verbal war. Good natured humor is fine.

I don't get the unreasoning hatred you have for anyone disagreeing with you.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:27
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That's the rule dude, nobody talks about my family. I haven't attacked your family in any way, have I?

Well, you edited your comment about my mom, so the insinuation is different. Nice work.
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I don't get the unreasoning hatred you have for anyone disagreeing with you.

I don't hate you. I just think you don't make an effort to follow up on arguments that challenge your myopic views, and you have thin skin, but you like to call others out for the same.
And I don't hate anyone just for having different beliefs. But you paint with a broad brush and don't understand nuance, nor are you curious. So, whatever.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:52
I edited it right after I wrote that comment to make sure it meant what I wanted it to say. I don't like going on with that kind of dirty talk.

I think the deal is you have obviously been raised in a competely different fashion than I have. The point of debating of course is to eventually, not to agree with everyone of course, but to at least see things from everyone's perspective and understand the different perspectives.

I simply want to present the truth and present every angle possible. Otherwise I'd just have made this site a blog and posted my view only.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 20:58
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I think the deal is you have obviously been raised in a competely different fashion than I have.


Oh, so that's not a dig at my family? Edit it and change the context after you read this.

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The point of debating of course is to eventually, not to agree with everyone of course, but to at least see things from everyone's perspective and understand the different perspectives.


You don't do that at all. You dismiss them as liberal fantasies or make some disparaging comment. You do it all the time.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 21:18
Obviously that is not an attack on your family just stating that you were raised differently. Geez do you walk around with a chip on your shouldier all day long?

There's a big difference in attacking your opinion and attacking you, and I'd like to think my debate tactics are a little more constrained than yours. And like I've said before calling you a hippie is pretty good natured especially compared to the words you're using.

What you're doing is basically a shouting match just attacking to take away from the points being made instead of pointing out why the points being made are wrong.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 21:25
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I edited it right after I wrote that comment to make sure it meant what I wanted it to say.


Oh, and you edited after I made the comment you so loathed. Be honest.

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Obviously that is not an attack on your family just stating that you were raised differently. Geez do you walk around with a chip on your shouldier all day long?


Um, you're disparaging me and my tactics, and then saying it was because of how I was raised. You imply you were raised in a superior fashion.

See, the funny thing is, I insulted you and your wife as joke. A mean and crass joke, to be sure. But you took the dig at my family as a point to make with no irony, no sarcasm, etc. Who's the more hateful?

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What you're doing is basically a shouting match just attacking to take away from the points being made instead of pointing out why the points being made are wrong.


I debate and make jokes. I have made plenty of points and used links, stats and quotes to back them up, as well as expressing opinions. And I have spent plenty of time – too much, methinks – knocking yours down. You just don't read them.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 21:50
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Um, you're disparaging me and my tactics, and then saying it was because of how I was raised. You imply you were raised in a superior fashion.


No you goober, I meant we were raised with different view points. You want me to attack you don't you? Can't you just take my word for it. If I wanted to attack you I'd attack you. So when I'm trying to be nice don't give me a hard time. sheesh!

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See, the funny thing is, I insulted you and your wife as joke.
I don't accept crass jokes of that nature directed toward my wife. I'm of the old train of thought that a remark like that is worthy of a punch in the nose. Let's just drop it. It's no longer open for debate. I will not accept that kind of remark at all. I'll put up with a lot of stuff, but that ain't one of them.

Again I just meant your family brought you up with different views. Believe me or not. I don't care, but we could forward a lot of faster if you'd take my word for it.

Stop trying to steam me already!
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 21:56
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It's no longer open for debate.


I'm not debating it. I said it. I typed it. I'm not editing it out. I don't apologize, nor do I take it back. OK? Done.

Look, cracker (sic), you don't know shit about me or my family. So, how about not making comments about how I was raised, and I'll do the same.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 22:05
Fine, I edited it. Do it again. I'll ban you. If I can't keep that kind of junk off this site. I'll close it to the public. I'll either turn it into a one sided blog or I'll take it off altogether, but my time is too valuable to be wasting with 2nd grade hijinks.

It's funny I could say your family consisted of the most loving people I've ever known and you'd come back with a wise crack. You just can't win with people like you. So I guess I've learned a valuable lesson. Some folks you just can't get along with.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 22:41
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It's funny I could say your family consisted of the most loving people I've ever known and you'd come back with a wise crack.


No, I wouldn't. I'd agree with you. And would extend the same courtesy and similar compliment to you and yours. You didn't say that. You insulted me (in a string of them), and then said it was how I was raised. That's all. If you drop it, so do I.

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Please note my edit to your edit of my comment.
Posted:  19 Oct 2007 22:46
Fine, I've got work to do.
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Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.