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Posted:  23 Jul 2007 19:38
Yes it's true Bill believes Santa Claus was a real terrorist threat!

Did you know people were saying Merry Christmas in department stores? There's word out they may have even been nativity scenes in schools at one point. Thank God for Bill.
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Posted:  26 Aug 2007 17:07   Last Edited By: GOParty
I never thought about that. I always figured Clinton was a hedonist, not an atheist.

And Hilary? Really, she has no religion , just pretends to be whatever denomination she's trying to shake down for votes.

GOParty

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Posted:  27 Aug 2007 22:52
Santa showed bill how to smoke mistletoe. They're best buds now. All is right.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles

And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted:  27 Aug 2007 23:06
Buds being the operative word … heh heh. Very funny.